May 3, 2010

Piranha 3-D trailer hits the internet


Léon DeGrelle: The first time anything dealing with these deadly fish, was back in 1978, with its less than memorable sequel. Thank again, the new generation of Hollywood writers, that want to reuse an already established name, for a quick buck, and undeserved recognition, while cheapening the namesake of classic movies, and jipping movie goers, of something original for once.

Yesenia Vega:  You're old.  10 years before I was even born.

Léon:  Maybe so, but I know some decent movies, when they come out.....not as well as some of the professionals, but well off, to see class and a higher category status.  Piranha, wasn't the greatest of movies, but it was right after the "Jaws" fiasco.  And yes, I was a toddler then. 

Yesenia:  You have a shitty taste in movies, and there are times that I even sit and bear to watch the movies that you like at times.

Léon:  Like your tastes are any better.  Chick flicks, almost all the time.  And basically end up the same.  Granted there have been one or two that were better than ok, but it's a type of genre that, is not to my taste.  I had to deal with your choices of movies too.

Yesenia:  F U man.  And don't rent Jaws either....I hate sharks.  I don't even want to watch this when it comes out.  Looks like a POS movie to begin with.

Léon:  I wasn't going to take you anyway, this is pretty much a dude movie, for the guys to see, and drink a few beers afterwards.  As far as the CGI looks, it looks good, but the damn fish are just way out of line, at least in the old movie, they were real, and what they're supposed to be, and do.  These look like monster cichlids on steroids.

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